This is my blog…about EVERYTHING! If you like it follow me!Tumblr (3.0; @cortezsays)http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b21c0882e409f1f09d2b2aeda48f8c73/tumblr_mn0sanCPvT1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da6926d7f55234ad8b0ad10702259c9b/tumblr_mn0sanCPvT1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50834640492http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50834640492Sun, 19 May 2013 12:45:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1ea5d4b2849af1c4292cd588b01e5a4b/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/29a6f88be2c7bd99587248924f87e571/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ea53dac3a90b5ad0d7ade4901cd89013/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dbddcf646deed3050b2e5e0c5b1d7574/tumblr_mmx7zbbEhV1rwnp75o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dorkly.tumblr.com/post/50654965844/the-sims-career-ladder">dorkly</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://www.dorkly.com/comic/52012/the-sims-career-ladder"><strong>The Sims Career Ladder</strong></a></p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50774239719http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50774239719Sat, 18 May 2013 20:15:32 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ac66aad5192be905e3d9eb56dae1347/tumblr_ml2nqxUkyB1qm1z0oo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ven0moth.tumblr.com/post/47677257112">ven0moth</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>no iphone</p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50759065535http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50759065535Sat, 18 May 2013 16:30:22 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6cd6e5a35bd277b86439eb751cb2d1b3/tumblr_mmyiqmS8tR1r0wqrdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50742942423http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50742942423Sat, 18 May 2013 12:45:16 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a44c8fdb931e6114715ec8f1c6264e13/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed8daa50dc4c21c337f78467e1d14f2c/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6c1f94adb3d5c72ab670387062be336b/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d321bef06d14f2ee8d797313368aca0c/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afc4268d14414d0459891d1ef50cdef4/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/afaa40a63a20f19edd556f89defd9747/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/88e98a2c2ea9d647a7a71b43cb2e5ed3/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2f6db2ba308c1a309d550de808c77a56/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao9_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f265aea578c95f245c3af79bf8968f34/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/307ecf22809e8165e8113ff225e7a226/tumblr_mmr8pmISqV1qffcrao10_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://romy7.tumblr.com/post/50365127857/sex-in-video-games">romy7</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><em>Sex in Video Games <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wZPsFWfi3k">[</a></em><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wZPsFWfi3k"><em><span class="st">Ω</span>]</em></a><span class="st"></span></p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50536188389http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50536188389Wed, 15 May 2013 19:04:58 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8zdtFXN31qcqqpjo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8zdtFXN31qcqqpjo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8zdtFXN31qcqqpjo3_r2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8zdtFXN31qcqqpjo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8zdtFXN31qcqqpjo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8zdtFXN31qcqqpjo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50506785616http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50506785616Wed, 15 May 2013 12:45:17 -0500<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50493849972" src="http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50493849972/audio_player_iframe/cortezsays/tumblr_mmr006ggnj1qb0yo1?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fcortezsays%2F50493849972%2Ftumblr_mmr006ggnj1qb0yo1" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://abzdrawlingz.tumblr.com/post/50362384282/sweet-paw-tracks-doin-it-right-ft-panda">abzdrawlingz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>sweet!!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://paw-tracks.tumblr.com/post/50359159015/doin-it-right-ft-panda-bear-daft-punk-from">paw-tracks</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Doin’ It Right ft. Panda Bear</strong> - Daft Punk<br/>from <em>Random Access Memories</em> (2013)</p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50493849972http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50493849972Wed, 15 May 2013 08:10:25 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/101ddf748dc71061ead985e903b20292/tumblr_mmt9daWscy1qbtxv8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/79c084180cb4f8b95980f57d6d1f4d7b/tumblr_mmt9daWscy1qbtxv8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://rosalarian.tumblr.com/post/50452207989/tickingtimebomb" class="tumblr_blog">rosalarian</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.</p></blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50488876007http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50488876007Wed, 15 May 2013 05:47:03 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1cc3b78ea584ea587440699babe334aa/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b5b1cbd8321ac32e6ae82604c3f48fac/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9897709ea54842b17c67a85eb8fe2769/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5fa4213b5718bbb9495605609e4b2309/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1edc57ac9035da1d7a3d0b1ac67799f0/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/81b41474256059cf70c966c7e33fbf16/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be32eeb0b04e5450db5e0a5bd04e1d94/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e02ebfdba05ad55da6788bc721fcf8c9/tumblr_mmtb8ougUB1r0ix14o7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://holyharam.tumblr.com/post/50460776020/and-lynse-showing-white-kids-across-the-united">holyharam</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>….and lynse showing white kids across the United States and Canada how to Bankhead bounce</p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50468772777http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50468772777Tue, 14 May 2013 21:38:33 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1d691f99cf9a573d491914ea59eab7cb/tumblr_mmnz1lOjzk1qdlh1io1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50462067818http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50462067818Tue, 14 May 2013 20:15:26 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8z1aohO591rupnzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superkianagalaxy.tumblr.com/post/29732661275/i-m">superkianagalaxy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓</span></p> <p><span>I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓</span></p> <p><span>I̅̾̂ͩ̎ͬ̇̒҉҉̣̳’͚̖̗̪̣̜̘͍̞ͫ͊ͩ͛̽̀́̕M̴̪͈̍͝ ̵̜͔̋ͮͥR̪͍̣̹̄ͯ̒̕͠E̷̻͕ͥ̂̽͐̀ͤ̊́À̫̥̼͈̤̑̔͋̀D̸̛̤͖̫̪͚͓ͦͯͫ͒̔̃ͥY̺̼̙̝̼̭͚͕ͯ̋ͬ̓̓</span></p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50451813903http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50451813903Tue, 14 May 2013 17:58:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a4a7302d719bcb66bfc5b950a654b498/tumblr_mmpein3SSw1r5zq6ao6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b89232b671b44d7a0b51fca5b24b284b/tumblr_mmpein3SSw1r5zq6ao1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/df7f4fc6db0f4d51070bb8c607809d02/tumblr_mmpein3SSw1r5zq6ao2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ba29c8eb8ded1d9f719a5ea58795c77a/tumblr_mmpein3SSw1r5zq6ao3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cf1b98c58ca7759d5b7f4182001affe5/tumblr_mmpein3SSw1r5zq6ao4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8d108fffccccdcafd9d9b204f3018b7/tumblr_mmpein3SSw1r5zq6ao5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50445355408http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50445355408Tue, 14 May 2013 16:30:16 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m32lmqiKbi1qgiq4wo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50430618304http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50430618304Tue, 14 May 2013 12:45:12 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6e42d036b3bc3629fe84d46dde295577/tumblr_mmngt0KawZ1s5lg4ho1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50413342957http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50413342957Tue, 14 May 2013 06:07:01 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e5c13109f521fa00bf0455b615bd648e/tumblr_mmgmbp52sC1qez005o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f71ac6275e8f04781f45d598c11bf412/tumblr_mmgmbp52sC1qez005o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a5e9008dc6aa43d9ca2f1943ee9aa7a5/tumblr_mmgmbp52sC1qez005o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50413141219http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50413141219Tue, 14 May 2013 06:00:48 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acb7a5ed753038e6d1a1f62a1503f396/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dcb155f5ebfc6fd623603aa6303389c2/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d90984ab2237d56c4170575e7e89318d/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/31f3be037f115c849a08a4b35c31e715/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4a5ab11cee8b64b0c02f56709aa2af25/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/19735a236c654993af80e1ada3b78601/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/42ba86735412ffa32d0f0ddc857c1282/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/647b15eca044244a4751801aa0bf6c1e/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7e8f0d66f2f5397d35430d95eb7f3b39/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d08d46e54e7f2f6296d53dd58cfd9234/tumblr_mmpqzt8LrO1qcb5fko10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50392934892http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50392934892Mon, 13 May 2013 21:47:27 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/97f6fb9570c4197245c5d289da68aae0/tumblr_mmnfy7TgHq1ry46hlo1_r1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://www.hobolunchbox.com/post/50192407370/rent-a-swag">hobolunchbox</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rent-A-Swag.</p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50385345714http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50385345714Mon, 13 May 2013 20:16:03 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/577d88dfc2c77c5b63473e607c46bb12/tumblr_mmo3mhhwRF1qzmodjo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf899f079e2a300021076af6c011fa4d/tumblr_mmo3mhhwRF1qzmodjo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b26f416ae7544f917ecaf7d8a6fbbae/tumblr_mmo3mhhwRF1qzmodjo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c97baf468ea6457b2a949898cd653b2f/tumblr_mmo3mhhwRF1qzmodjo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50367925909http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50367925909Mon, 13 May 2013 16:30:24 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fb300f8bebf2ffd61080279252e13063/tumblr_mmnzonr4OP1r4pir1o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50352576728http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50352576728Mon, 13 May 2013 12:45:18 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhzf61R5HT1qcfk59o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://darth-vader.tumblr.com/post/3825454021">darth-vader</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE WHOLE TIME, BUBBLE BUDDY WAS ALIVE.<br/>BUBBLE BUDDY WATCHED HIM DIE. HE WATCHED HIM DIE AND DIDN’T EVEN SPARE A <strong>WORD</strong>.</p> </blockquote>http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50340697704http://cortezsays.tumblr.com/post/50340697704Mon, 13 May 2013 08:41:47 -0500